کامند ها و فرمانهایی که در زیر می بینید، پس از اجرا در لینوکس پاسخی بسیار جالب دارند. اگر لینوکس کار هستین، توصیه می کنم که حتما اجرا کنید و لذت ببرین.

% cat “food in cans”

cat: can’t open food in cans

 

% nice man woman

No manual entry for woman.

 

% “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?

Unmatched “.

 

% Unmatched “.

Unmatched “.

 

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

Missing ].

 

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

 

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (’s.

 

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

 

% sleep with me
bad character

 

% got a light?
No match.

 

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

 

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

 

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

 

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

 

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

 

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

 

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